Before there were DMs in which to slide, women needed to get creative when it came to finding a husband. And by “get creative,” we mean follow 129 super-specific “how to find a husband” tips McCall’s magazine collected in 1958.

Spooning lets you go from side-by-side snuggling to sex in record time. Just because it’s low effort doesn’t mean it needs to be low reward. The angle of most spooning sex positions allow easy access to the G-spot. And, it’s easier achieve than more acrobatic positions like the wheelbarrow, so you can go all night (or day). Just tell your boss something, er, came up if they ask why you couldn’t make your morning Zoom call.

The missionary position. Also known as the manner of serpents, the matrimonial, the mama-papa, the English-American, and the male superior… is it just us or is each of those a little more “yikes” than the last?

If your mind sometimes wanders into NSFW territory, you’re definitely not alone. Just ask our internet history. No matter how wild your daydreams get, there’s a pretty good chance they’re not as wild as you think. In fact, your raunchiest thoughts probably fall into one of most common sexual fantasies for women.

Want the neighbors to see you? Want a roll in the hay with after your partner brings you breakfast in bed? Can’t stop thinking about your former boss? All of these fantasies are totally normal. Unlike your predilection for stuffing your mattress with hay.