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I specialize in content marketing and blog writing. Contact me for publish-ready content.
My past clients include:
World Wildlife Fund
My favorite topics to write about:
sex and relationships
Orlando travel
nature and ecotourism
home improvement
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7 LGBTQ+ Dating Apps That’ll Actually Get You A Match You Want
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but fishing is so much easier when the goods are delivered to your phone. That’s why we still use dating apps, no matter how many photos of a dude holding a bass show up. But the sea is better when the waters are inclusive, which is why we’re a fan of the best LGBTQ+ dating apps.
LGBTQ+ people are some of the most avid dating app users. A 2020 survey from Pew Research Center found that 55 percent of lesbian, gay, or bisexual respondents have used a dating app, compared to only 28 percent of straight people. It makes sense, numbers-wise. There are fewer queer people – only 4.5 percent of the population – so you have to cast that fishing net wide to get good bites.
But the dating app experience can be worse for LGBTQ+ people. The Pew survey found more than half of lesbian, gay, or bisexual online daters have experienced some form of harassment, compared to 32 percent of straight daters.
That’s why we found the best LGBTQ+ dating apps by talking to people who have actually tried them. Our list includes both apps aimed at specific LGBTQ+ communities, and apps that are popular with (but not exclusively for) queer people. So go ahead, charge that battery and get to swiping!
Or order some pizza. You’ll need the sustenance.
The Best Hinge Prompts To Use On Your Dating Profile (And What to Write for Each)
If you’re dating on Hinge, you’ve read countless boring Hinge prompts and responses. Oh, you love tacos and hiking? Groundbreaking. The Officeis your favorite show? Who would have thought. After a while, your eyes just start to glaze over when you see the same prompts with the same answers, over and over.
The first step to success is to set up an eye catching profile that shows off your personality and starts a conversation. We’re here to help you answer the most popular Hinge prompts and start a conversation with something besides, “I’m 6ft, if that matters.”
And seriously? We’d take a short king over that kind of attitude any day.
The Best Literotica Websites and Books for Your…Reading…Pleasure
If you’re ever worried about accidentally Chromecasting your slide deck of Michael B. Jordan‘s best shirtless pics and trying to convince your friends it’s just another prank commercial, then reading something equally hot is a safer bet. Enter: literotica, erotic stories you can read online or in books.
If you’re new to the world of raunchy reads, we compiled the best places to find literotica online, from user-submitted short stories to poetry curated by authors.
And if you love the smell of a fresh paperback in the morning, we’ve also gathered some of today’s most popular and provocative erotica books. 50 Shades of Gray not included.
Whether you’re a bookworm or a blue light addict, you deserve to read great smut, and we’re here to help you find it.
The 6 Best Budgeting Apps to Get (and Keep) That Money, Honey
Money money money doesn’t feel all that funny when you’re trying to cover your monthly bills and save enough to retire this century. To start, you’ll need a budgeting plan. Well, one besides crossing your fingers whenever you check your accoount balance.
Luckily, there’s an app for that! Actually, quite a few. Budgeting apps can help you keep your finances on track and your goals in line.
What Will Sex Look Like In The Metaverse?
If you saw Mark Zuckerberg’s presentation on the metaverse and thought “How will I have sex in the metaverse?” you’re as pervy as we are. He says that the metaverse is how we will live in the future. So how will we bang in the future? Hopefully not with Zuckerberg watching.
As technologies evolve, sex, pornography, and relationships will evolve with it. So, what will sex look like in the metaverse?
11 Women — Yes, Including Paris Hilton — Doing Cool Things On The Blockchain
The blockchain is the technology of the future, but according to a CNBC and Acorn survey from August, there are twice as many men as women investing in cryptocurrency.
But, women — from celebrities like Paris Hilton to community organizer and Liquality co-founder Thessy Mehrain — are making waves with NFT collections, cryptocurrency projects, and more. These investors, founders, developers, and artists bring fresh voices to the space.
Museums Have Started Using OnlyFans To Show Off Their… Art
OnlyFans was best known as the home of “spicy accountants.” And, yet they haven’t answered any of our questions about 1099 forms.
Now, OnlyFans is home to something even sexier: a selection of art from Vienna’s best museums. The Vienna Tourism Board started an OnlyFans to showcase artwork deemed too hot for other social media sites, especially Instagram.
Perifit Makes Kegel Exercises Way Less Boring By Combining Them With Video Games
Move over, PlayStation 5 — we’re gaming with our Kegels now. Thanks to the nice folks over at Perifit, we got to try out their device that combines Kegel exercises with video games.
5 My Disney Experience Mistakes—and How to Avoid Them
If you’re reading this blog, you probably like to plan ahead. The introduction of My Disney Experience has provided us with so many ways to fine-tune your vacation before you even arrive. But if you’re not careful, My Disney Experience can cause problems for your vacation before it even starts. Pay close attention to these tips so you’re well prepared for your Walt Disney World vacation.
Memory Maker FAQs
Philosophers of the age ask: If there are no pictures, did it really happen? Photos are an integral part of preserving your Disney moments and sharing the memories with family and friends. To that end, Disney offers the Memory Maker for purchase. The Memory Maker is a way to get digital copies of all of the PhotoPass photos and videos from your Walt Disney World vacation. Like any major Disney purchase, you should look at the pros and cons before you decide to drop the cash. I recently had the opportunity to use a Memory Maker as a Guest and participated in the One-day Memory Maker pilot program as a Cast Member. Here are the questions I heard from Guests—and had myself—about the Memory Maker.
4 (Free) Apps to Make You a Mobile Scientist
Thanks to your handy smartphone, you can contribute to scientific endeavors while you’re traveling or exploring natural areas near your home. More and more smartphone users are becoming so-called “citizen scientists” using their phones to capture photographs, sightings and other data about the natural world and submitting it through scientific websites and apps. This is a great way to feel like you are contributing to the study and protection of wildlife and natural places. How to get started? Download these four apps to kick start your amateur science career.