Writing
Writing and Content Marketing
I specialize in content marketing and blog writing. Contact me for publish-ready content.
My past clients include:
World Wildlife Fund
My favorite topics to write about:
sex and relationships
Orlando travel
nature and ecotourism
home improvement
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How To Measure Your Bra Size At Home, Plus A Helpful Chart
Did you know the letters and numbers in bra sizes actually mean something? But not everyone has cracked the code–four in five people wear the wrong bra size. Thanks to our handy bra size chart, you no longer have to be one of them.
Women’s clothing sizes are generally incalculable, inconsistent, and inscrutable. Take pants, for example. While men get length and width measurements, women get random numbers–sometimes even, sometimes odd, and never the same.
Yet you can easily find your bra size from home, no assembly required. All you’ll need is a soft tape measure and your naked, free range breasts. No bralettes, corsets, or cones. Let ’em loose so we can strap them in.
Ephemeral’s Fading Tattoos Only Last Two Years And That’s The Point
Ever since we drew Fall Out Boy lyrics on each other with Sharpie markers we’ve wanted to experiment with temporary tattoos. But every time the markers stained our Juicy sweatsuits we wished there was a better way. Now there is, with Ephemeral semi-permanent tattoos.
These are real tattoos that are made to fade. And unlike the Sharpie art, they won’t lead to a lecture from your mom about ink poisoning.
Ephemeral created a special kind of tattoo ink that is used like regular tattoo ink but is designed to fade over time. That means you can finally try out that tattoo you’ve been dying to get but aren’t sure if you’ll regret.
Too bad it wasn’t invented before the tramp stamp craze.
13 Rum Brands To Try In Your Summer Cocktails
Bourbon and whiskey are great for winter, but when the weather is warm, it’s time to start pouring the rum. Whether you’re making coconut rum cocktails that make you feel like you are on a beach instead of inside your tiny apartment or just enjoying it neat, here are some rum brands to try this summer.
It’s worth noting that these are not necessarily the “best” rums out there, but they are ones we think you’ll enjoy. Either way, they’ll probably make you more fun at parties. So, sit down, make yourself a Dark and Stormy and peruse the list.
A Beginner’s Guide To Getting Stoned
Now that 47 states have legalized marijuana in some form, you may be thinking that now is the time to try weed, perhaps for the first time. After all, there are so many ways to use marijuana. From smoking it to enjoying edibles, there’s a whole range of possibilities.
And what are we supposed to do, just say no? Clearly D.A.R.E had some of their facts wrong.
Instead of McGruff the Crime Dog, we’re here to provide you with a beginner’s guide to using marijuana. You may not be the most experienced stoner in the smoke circle, but you don’t have to be the least informed. McGruff, you can have a treat as long as you don’t tell anyone to stop getting high, ok?
What The Heck Is Squalane And Why Is Everyone Putting It On Their Faces?
When you think of cruelty-free beauty products, you probably don’t think about sharks. And, yet, here we are.
According to Shark Stewarts, the cosmetics industry is responsible for 2.7 million deep sea shark deaths every year. All to harvest shark liver oil to make squalene, a skincare product that is incredibly effective at moisturizing skin.
But, somewhat recently, companies like Biossance have discovered a way to make a vegan-friendly, cruelty-free form of squalene called squalane. And, the plant-based squalane moisturizes just as well.
Let’s break down what exactly squalene is, how it compares to squalane, and how the latter can fit into your beauty routine.
9 Wellness Drinks To Try When You’ve Finally Had Enough IPAs
Every day is a delicate balance between drinking enough iced coffee to stay awake, and enough water to stay hydrated and mellow out the caffeine jitters. Instead of trying to walk that very thin line, try a wellness drink. No Goop subscription required.
The category of “wellness drinks” includes an array of beverages and brands, all of which claim that they can give you different benefits. Some claim to give you energy and keep you hydrated, help you relax, aid in digestion, and provide a few other health benefits. Can your Nalgene full of tap water do all that?
The 10 Wildest Wellness Trends From The Past Decade
At some point in our lives, we’re all looking to form healthy habits – starting on Monday of course. And, ideally paired with a New Year’s resolution. And, we’ve seen some weird wellness trends take hold over the last 10 years.
Because why simply eating well and stay active, when there can be a magic cure to all your problems? There’s gotta be some secret sauce, right? (It’s probably ranch. Or kombucha.)
Here’s some of our favorite ridiculous “wellness” trends that have popped up in the last decade.
15 Pics Of Judgmental Cats Wearing Hats
Let’s face it. There are only two things the Internet is really good for: and one of them is looking at pictures of cats. (The other is ordering food. What did you think we were going to say?) You know what’s even better? Pictures of cats wearing hats.
Introducing Tater Tot Waffles, Your New Comfort Food
Right now, many of us are stuck at home and coping with boredom and the lockdown munchies. So what should we do? “Let’s potato about it,” says writer and designer Ada Powers. In her Twitter thread that went… viral (we’re gonna get a new term for this soon, right?), Powers shared what she believes is the ideal food for these trying times: the totwaffle.
The totwaffle — or tater tot waffle, if you don’t want it to sound like you’re delivering a British insult — is a Frankenstein’s monster of breakfast foods made by cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. Even if you didn’t learn how to cook until now, this is a breakfast recipe you can handle.